Well you know their names are...
Hanz and Spitz
They shake their hips
The run all over town
and they never frown
They didn't go to school
and thats why they're fools
but at least their not ZOMBIES!
They are not our enemies
Eventhough one might have fleas
They just want to have some fun
They even like the lesbians
All they want to do is get their nuts
Siskel and Ebert give them two thumbs up
Cause its Hanz and Spitz the game!