Legend of the Last Raygunicorn (2005)

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Full album in a zip file - 49megs

Individual Songs:
1.Legend of the Last Raygunicorn - Lyrics
2.Ugly Fat Troll - Lyrics
3.Bessy The Cheeseburger - Lyrics
4.Raspberry Hammer - Lyrics
5.A Million Love Songs - Lyrics
6.Justice le Pig - Lyrics
7.Miss Carolina - Lyrics
8.The Milkshake - Lyrics
9.The Dog Adventure - Lyrics
10.The Ballad of John Deadman - Lyrics
11.All Hail King Ralph - Lyrics
12.The Real Dog Adventure - Lyrics
13.Jeff Mullins is Still Not in the Band - Lyrics
14.The Sign - Lyrics
15.Wronger Than Hitlor - Lyrics
16.The Final Chapter - Lyrics

Bessey The Cheeseburger:

Bessy from McDonalds
I know you've had a rough life in the slaughterhouse
But you're hap hap happy now
As A happy meal
You're beautiful to me, with cheese and sesame seeds
Your best friends: Coca-Cola and Fries
If I could help you, I'd do anything I could
Your time was not yet, but you turned out so good
Sorry that I failed you, better luck next time...

But you're so darn delicious, Its probably a crime!

Bessy from McDonalds
You can't Moo anymore!
A dead ringer for delicious
Your blood's on the slaughterfloor
You're beautiful to me
And now your part of me
I miss you
But your chock-full of fat, fat (but I won't go vegan)..fat fat..
But I won't go vegan...